I'm Sam.

interests: comedy, cheese.
nemesis: eczema.

May 14th
9:13 AM EST
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GPOY

May 13th
9:12 PM EST

This is me.

May 4th
2:39 PM EST
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April 25th
8:49 AM EST
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Nick Miller is me. I am Nick Miller.

April 13th
8:48 AM EST
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gpoy

gpoy

8:45 AM EST
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“You guys want to see me shotgun this?”

“You guys want to see me shotgun this?”

April 9th
5:32 PM EST
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March 26th
3:25 PM EST
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amberislazy:

MONDAY.

GPOY

amberislazy:

MONDAY.

GPOY

8:58 AM EST
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flyingupoctaves:

petecampbellsbitchface:

kanyelujah:

you know you have fucked up when peter miriam campbell can look you up and down like you are short.

reading bitches to filth since 1934

as soon as this part happened I was waiting for this gif without knowing I’ve always been waiting for this gif since the day I was born

Spirit animal.

flyingupoctaves:

petecampbellsbitchface:

kanyelujah:

you know you have fucked up when peter miriam campbell can look you up and down like you are short.

reading bitches to filth since 1934

as soon as this part happened I was waiting for this gif without knowing I’ve always been waiting for this gif since the day I was born

Spirit animal.

January 26th
8:35 AM EST
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"I enjoy being indoors. I enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading (watching TV). Summer sucks because it is the only season when, if I want to do this in the middle of a gorgeous day, people (my children) look at me like I’m a disgusting person. Well, guess what? It’s 90 degrees out there, it’s 68 degrees in here, and this episode of The Bachelorette isn’t going to watch itself."
—  Adam Scott, on why he hates summer