never odd or even
I'm Sam.

interests: comedy, cheese.
nemesis: eczema.

/ask
/about me
#about me
Theme by Stijn
January 20th
10:28 PM EST
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Um, hey.

Um, hey.

#Michael Fassbender      #Michael Fassbendmeover      #huge Michael Fassbender problem      #I'll be in my bunk.      #i can't be here right now     
July 7th
4:03 PM EST
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WAIT STOP THE PRESSES IS THAT A POCKET WATCH? CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE MY PANTIES ARE? ETA: I’D LET YOU PUT YOUR BASILISK IN MY CHAMBER OF SECRETS

WAIT

STOP THE PRESSES

IS THAT A POCKET WATCH?

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE MY PANTIES ARE?

ETA: I’D LET YOU PUT YOUR BASILISK IN MY CHAMBER OF SECRETS

#If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.      #age-appropriate Clive Owen      #Matthew Lewis      #Harry Potter      #NEVILLE/SWORD OF GODRIC GRYFFINDOR OTP      #SEX RIOT      #CAN I KISS YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR ORTHODONTIST AS A THANK YOU?      #UNF      #I'll be in my bunk.      #I'll say it again      #I'll be in my bunk.      #I will. Be in. My bunk.      #I can't be here right now      #someone save me      #drowning in lust omg      #clearly I'm talking about the photo on the left LOL J/K      #Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?