4:18 PM EST
a rare beautiful email nugget
- Office Toby: Just an FYI, I handled the [work thing] below this morning...
- B.: That’s great. And not to sound snarky, but isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?
interests: comedy, cheese
nemesis: eczema, the sun
location: Tallahassee, FL
In other news, Office Toby has a wicked shiner which apparently he got whilst wrestling with a buddy on Monday, when aforementioned buddy headbutted him in the eye-socket I suppose?
I’m not sure if “wrestling with a buddy” is a gay thing or not but I guess that would explain a few things to me, sort of, but not really because I still have questions for example how dare you.
Anyway, a 26 year old man should NOT have a black eye. Unless he got it fighting crime or like, rescuing some shit. I said that to B. and he was like, “oh yeah, or defending a woman’s honor.”
"Women can defend their own honor usually," I said.
"Yeah… but… sometimes…"
I spilled an entire bowl of cereal on my keyboard at work this morning. But I dismantled it, separated the top and bottom parts out, and rinsed the top plastic part in the skin while the electronics remained totally unsoiled due to good product development.
Also I’m really impressed by myself because I think most people would have just bought a new keyboard. I’m not kidding when I say ENTIRE BOWL OF CEREAL in there.
Office Toby: If I put mail in the mailbox, will it be picked up today by the mailman?
Me: I mean… yeah… that’s how mail works.
Wut. B. scooted his chair over and looked at me out his office doorway with this incredulous look on his face after hearing the exchange, once Office Toby went back down the hallway. He didn’t even put the flag up on the mailbox. Really? How are you an adult human being.
Also, clearly he was abducted by aliens around early April of this year because this isn’t the same person as who I had a pretty good thing with all through February and March.