amberislazy replied to your post

You are the Michael Kors of friends.

thephilosophersquid replied to your post

YAY! I am 100 percent behind new devices.

ME TOO and Fab.com sells super nice expensive made in USA body-safe ones that are worth every penny and then some. I’mma send you an invite.

I was so overdue for a replacement. Been without for like… 2 years? And the one I had was basically a gag gift from the back wall at Spencer’s. Now I feel like a grown-ass woman with a fancy one. Yay!

brijam replied to your post: wallofdis replied to your photo: HELP ME The Great…

Moby Butt. The Scarlett Butt. The Tale of Two Butts. A Clockwork Butt.

teaforonesvp replied to your photo: HELP ME

The Catcher in the Butt

amberislazy replied to your photo: HELP ME

Iron Butt, The Man in the Butt Mask, Mean Butts, A Christmas Butt, The Wizard of Butt, The Sound of Butt, American Butt, 12 Angry Butts, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Butt, Raging Butt, The Butt Hunter, god help me stop

wallofdis replied to your post: wallofdis replied to your photo: HELP ME The Great…

A Movable Butt. Battlefield Butt. Brave New Butt. The Butt of Wrath (this one made me LOL). Invisible Butt. Butt With The Wind (OMG). Lord of the Butts. The Butt Also Rises. The Catcher In The Butt. Butthead Revisited. Sophie’s Butt.

thephilosophersquid replied to your photoset: New boots!

LOVE. this is like pr0n for me. hot, hot shoe pr0n.

I know Genny. I know. Come to Tallahassee so we can frolic together at DSW?

stepliana replied to your photoset:

Where are they from? I love them!

amberislazy replied to your post: halewoods replied to your post: 3:15 PM EST — no…

miss you too, boo. starting next week I’ll have a little more free time. Then the next week I travel. :( we’ll reunite one day!

UGH /ABANDONMENT ISSUES/

(lol ily anyway)

halewoods replied to your post: 3:15 PM EST — no more spanx today

bra! what is a bra good for if not smuggling shit?

Too much spanx, too little bra. I can’t even stick my iPhone in there. :(

Also, fuck boob jail. 

amberislazy replied to your post: 3:15 PM EST — no more spanx today

I miss you :(

Replies to replies in which I reference my boobs and Gallagher

jheath replied to your post: jheath replied to your post: 8, 18, &…

No you’re not, shut up. If you’re being serious than this is the most awkward moment of my life.

WELCOME TO THE MOST AWKWARD MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE.

Also now the whole world/internet knows about my boob problems, and that’s fine. Boobs are boobs!

softwhisper replied to your post: 15 (better involve some awful tank tops)

i don’t know who this guy is but your description of him is AWESOME

This is the ubiquitous Office Jim! Who has turned into season 3 awkward Andy Bernard (plus a little Gabe and a little Todd Packer and a little GTFO of my life you asshole) and remains an ever-present reminder that I am in some ways completely unlovable and not worth any risks. He wooed me thoroughly then beat me with the hammer of rejection like one of Gallagher’s watermelons, all the while lying about wanting to remain friends.

amberislazy replied to your post: amberislazy replied to your post: 15 (better…

perfect

NO, YOU ARE

amberislazy replied to your post: 15 (better involve some awful tank tops)