interests: comedy, cheese
nemesis: eczema, the sun
location: Tallahassee, FL
relate v. much
Ladies and gentlemen, the man behind Peanut Butter’s Birthday.
RBW if you see this, let’s be friends. I once wrote Ben a really terrible email while on painkillers after getting all four of my wisdom teeth out, and then he added me on MySpace. I’m pretty certain I didn’t hallucinate that but anything is possible. Seeing the Olde English gang out doing stuff makes my heart happy!
“Also, I was in possession of a positive outlook, which is just a trick whereby you convince yourself that the desolation of your world is a phase in your personal growth. The weird thing is it works.” —Sam Lipsyte, The Fun Parts
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
