I'm Sam.

interests: comedy, cheese.
nemesis: eczema.

May 16th
2:48 PM EST
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May 14th
10:50 PM EST
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May 8th
10:35 PM EST
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sylvysparrow:

dorothyparker-drankhere:

speakcelebrity:

As I Walked Out One Evening” by W.H. Auden

Read by Tom Hiddleston

“You shall love your crooked neighbor/with your crooked heart”

the way he says China <3

‘I’ll love you till the ocean
Is folded and hung up to dry
And the seven stars go squawking
Like geese about the sky.

May 7th
5:58 PM EST
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realgoldteeth:

face-down-asgard-up:

son-of-loki:

I know you guys love the close ups. ;)

daaaaaamn

For Sam. #SEX RIOT
Like, seriously Hiddleston. Stahp with that face.

Well, shit.

realgoldteeth:

face-down-asgard-up:

son-of-loki:

I know you guys love the close ups. ;)

daaaaaamn

For Sam. #SEX RIOT

Like, seriously Hiddleston. Stahp with that face.

Well, shit.

May 4th
8:55 AM EST
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January 22nd
1:14 PM EST

Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy singing.

Thanks for bringing this to my attention Sylvy.

1:07 PM EST
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Part 3 of 4

by Benedict Cumberbatch

Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

teaforonesvp:

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this is NOT SAFE FOR LIFE

January 20th
10:28 PM EST
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Um, hey.

Um, hey.

January 19th
10:32 PM EST
January 18th
8:58 AM EST
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Good morning.

Good morning.