I'm Sam.

interests: comedy, cheese
nemesis: eczema, the sun
location: Atlanta, GA

ETSY ETSY ETSY

July 17th
4:56 PM EST
I haven’t posted a dumb picture of myself in a while so here’s four. I was testing out my new photobooth app “Photomat” and it’s basic and I like that.

I haven’t posted a dumb picture of myself in a while so here’s four. I was testing out my new photobooth app “Photomat” and it’s basic and I like that.

January 23rd
4:08 PM EST
GPOYW puffin shirt y’all

GPOYW puffin shirt y’all

December 19th
5:59 PM EST
Brie isn’t a big fan of the car.

Brie isn’t a big fan of the car.

December 5th
11:37 PM EST
GPOYW; new cardigan!

GPOYW; new cardigan!

November 28th
8:54 PM EST
GPOYW 2 … I got this necklace yesterday (J. Crew, on clearance) and I loooove it. Except it’s an odd blue that didn’t go with any of the shirts I threw on this morning and running late I grabbed this button down and it doesn’t work but OH WELL.

GPOYW 2 … I got this necklace yesterday (J. Crew, on clearance) and I loooove it. Except it’s an odd blue that didn’t go with any of the shirts I threw on this morning and running late I grabbed this button down and it doesn’t work but OH WELL.

8:10 PM EST
GPOYW mimosa, scrambled eggs, and Spaced

GPOYW mimosa, scrambled eggs, and Spaced

October 3rd
5:50 PM EST
GPOYW 2.0 not hating life, fresh red lipstick
Also: The “Brie Hates Me” Outtakes

GPOYW 2.0 not hating life, fresh red lipstick

Also: The “Brie Hates Me” Outtakes

11:53 AM EST
Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday Hating Life and Wearing Red Lipstick

Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday Hating Life and Wearing Red Lipstick

September 19th
6:01 PM EST

Samlet, Act 3 Scene 1

To keep or not to keep: that is the question: 
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to keep
All three similar shirtdresses,
Or to take arms against my empty bank account,
And by returning avoid owning too many things? To return; to refund;
No more; and by return to say we get rid of
These new purchases and have extra buffer money
Until next payday, ‘tis a buffer
Devoutly to be wish’d.

  • Left: blue striped shirtdress
  • Right: gray oxford shirtdress
  • Not pictured: same as right, just in light blue

Are they terrible or cute? The belt is mine, I added it for reference because these require being belted. Could be really cute with colored tights, boots, etc. Or I could just be a truly boring soul. I do wish they were a bit softer, but they’re straight shirting cotton like you’d have in any conventional cotton dress shirt, so I can totally wear them to work without even having to dress them up much at all.

I can keep all three, or return some. But I have apathy and sometimes I’m afraid I lack fashion sense for dressing myself. Input?

June 13th
6:13 PM EST
Thanks, Birchbox.

Thanks, Birchbox.