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fbook | lastfm | readernaut | twitter</description><title>never odd or even</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @soy)</generator><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>hatsby / videogameheart</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhf6zNS0k1qzuzzmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hatsby.tumblr.com/post/279044887/via-videogameheart" target="_blank"&gt;hatsby&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://videogameheart.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;videogameheart&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/279088372</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/279088372</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:35:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>amberislazy:

Glee boys at their Vanity Fair photoshoot.
SINGING...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugzjf7j5f1qz7jp0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amberislazy.com/post/278460158/glee-boys-at-their-vanity-fair-photoshoot" target="_blank"&gt;amberislazy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Glee boys at their Vanity Fair photoshoot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SINGING IN THE RAIN. BE STILL MY HEART.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Goddamn, they look so good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vanity Fair always makes my favorite menfolk look fabulous. I will certainly be buying a few copies of this issue.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278461339</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278461339</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:10:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>REALLY?!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It was 70 degrees on Wednesday morning, at 7 am, when I had to go take an exam.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tomorrow? High of 48. YEAH. THE HIGH. FOR THE DAY. IT IS 48.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not complaining about that, because it’s pretty damn great… what I’m complaining about is WHAT THE FUCK ATMOSPHERE, CHOOSE A SIDE. IT CANNOT BE WINTER AND SUMMER IN THE SAME WEEK IN THE SAME HEMISPHERE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For what it’s worth, atmosphere, I’m pro-winter. I look good in sweaters, and I’m excited to wear my peacoat to get bagels with Nicole tomorrow morning.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278451603</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278451603</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:03:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>HI-RES 2560x1922 UNF</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugulp6OWG1qz5or6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;HI-RES 2560x1922 UNF&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278313094</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278313094</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:22:37 -0500</pubDate><category>UNF</category></item><item><title>(via ivebeenjammin)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugrjxczep1qa307ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://ivebeenjammin.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ivebeenjammin&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278252904</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278252904</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:38:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t Rain On My Parade → Lea Michele
I know the Glee...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://soy.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/278174417/tumblr_kugpsmYqJ71qz5or6&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Don’t Rain On My Parade &lt;/b&gt;→ &lt;b&gt;Lea Michele&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know the Glee people try to diversify in terms of music choices, but I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is &lt;i&gt;more showtunes&lt;/i&gt;. Especially if Lea sings them. GODDAMN.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278174417</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278174417</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:38:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Pam is off with Michael earning money for our nest egg. Man. I love that girl. It’s funny..."</title><description>“Pam is off with Michael earning money for our nest egg. Man. I &lt;i&gt;love&lt;/i&gt; that girl. It’s funny sometimes I’ll just.. wake up in the morning and I’ll be looking at her in the early light while she’s still asleep, and I’ll drag this shoelace across her face and I’ll yell “PAM! WAKE UP - THERE’S A BUG ON YOUR FACE!” and she wakes up screaming. I really miss that.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Halpert (via &lt;a href="http://tunaeverynight.us/" target="_blank"&gt;tunaeverynight&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278071109</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278071109</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:14:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Broadway star Idina Menzel is in negotiations to join the Fox...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugl44r1IC1qz5or6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Broadway star Idina Menzel is in negotiations to join the Fox series “Glee” as a recurring character. Menzel, who is &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;expected to appear in all of the remaining nine episodes of the season&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, will play the coach of glee club Vocal Adrenaline, the McKinley High glee club’s main competition. […]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Menzel is the second Broadway name to land a recurring role on “Glee” this spring. Jonathan Groff, who co-starred opposite Michele in the Broadway production of “Spring Awakening,” will be doing a five- to six-episode story arc, playing the lead male vocalist of Vocal Adrenaline and &lt;i&gt;a potential love interest for Rachel Berry&lt;/i&gt;. [&lt;a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=9298341" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m going to lose my shit when I see all three of them on screen together OH MY GOD. Idina in all nine? Jonathan Groff in at least five? HOPEFULLY KISSIN’ ON LEA MICHELE? Seriously you guys, Lea and Jonathan won a fucking Tony together. They are BFFFs and their chemistry is like a fucking volcano of sexiness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ETA: AND NOT TO MENTION IDINA AND MATT MORRISON GOING HEAD-TO-HEAD OVER COMPETITION.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278051447</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/278051447</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:57:00 -0500</pubDate><category>BROADWAYGASM</category></item><item><title>I have no idea what to do today.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Everyone who’s still here is here because they have finals today or finals tomorrow, so they’re studying and being generally unsociable. I, however, have nothing, but don’t really want to be alone at all?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wish I could be hanging out with Nicole’s really cute high school friend Kirk, who lives like two floors above us. He came over yesterday to borrow her vacuum, and I creepily lingered in the kitchen with the sink full of dishes while they were talking. I know for a fact he’s super bored because he’s done with exams too, haha. Anyway.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/277758645</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/277758645</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:01:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via poehleroid)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kug4ryfi1q1qzvjmyo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://poehleroid.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;poehleroid&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/277733734</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/277733734</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:33:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>GPOYW … finals, papers, fall semester, DONE
Tonight was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuf2z8KkK11qz5or6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GPOYW … finals, papers, fall semester, DONE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tonight was the last Sam² Wednesday Chili’s/Glee date of 2009. And what a way to go out: I literally let out a full-on, blood-curdling scream during the end of Glee. Yeah I’m weird, &lt;i&gt;calm down&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/277002256</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/277002256</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:28:20 -0500</pubDate><category>YOU NEVER GO FULL RETARD</category></item><item><title>(via fuckyeahedhelms)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp6bcmxhfz1qzeayfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahedhelms.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahedhelms&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/277001356</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/277001356</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:27:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via iamnotwolverine)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuf0e0i4591qzzn2eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://iamnotwolverine.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;iamnotwolverine&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276981461</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276981461</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:13:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sunshinesong / youknowyouwanna / hmizzle
LEE PACEHAS A WONDERFUL...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuemf0oOqX1qzmd3ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sunshinesong.tumblr.com/post/276609655" target="_blank"&gt;sunshinesong&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://youknowyouwanna.tumblr.com/post/276588542/hmizzle-yep-youre-pregnant-now" target="_blank"&gt;youknowyouwanna&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://hmizzle.tumblr.com/post/276580535/yep-youre-pregnant-now" target="_blank"&gt;hmizzle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LEE PACE&lt;br/&gt;HAS A WONDERFUL FACE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276646428</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276646428</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:00:51 -0500</pubDate><category>UNF</category></item><item><title>That’s why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD! (via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuepokr0WO1qzcjnwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;That’s why our matching bracelets say Turk and JD! &lt;/i&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://brighteryellow.tumblr.com/post/276623065/thats-why-our-matching-bracelets-say-turk-and-jd" target="_blank"&gt;brighteryellow&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276644640</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276644640</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:59:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fredericks:

GPOYW: My lovely booky bumps, check it out.
Someone...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kueq7stGLt1qzvbsko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fredericks.tumblr.com/post/276636756/gpoyw-my-lovely-booky-bumps-check-it-out" target="_blank"&gt;fredericks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GPOYW: My lovely booky bumps, check it out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Someone referred to me as eye candy today. It has clearly gone to my head.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HAHA I LOVE YOU&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276639792</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276639792</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:55:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Currently gleaning intense enjoyment from: A Month of Matinees... with Simon Pegg</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00p7nzx"&gt;Currently gleaning intense enjoyment from: A Month of Matinees... with Simon Pegg&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Writer, comedian and director Simon Pegg launches A Month of Matinees with two hours of music that’s helped to shape his career and personal life. Simon takes us back to the days of being a Goth, which he decided wasn’t for him following a painful wardrobe malfunction. We hear of scrapes with Jay Z, Coldplay’s Chris Martin walking around with his trousers down and attacking Zombies with limited edition vinyl.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How can you deny it? He has Paul Simon and The Cure on here, and he talks between every track. It’s Simon Pegg. C’mon.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276519241</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276519241</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:10:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Oh what’s the next chorus, to this song now? This is the...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://soy.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/276468011/tumblr_kuej7ayiHX1qz5or6&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oh what’s the next chorus, to this song now?&lt;br/&gt; This is the one now, I don’t know!&lt;br/&gt; But it was a swingin’ tune, and it’s a hit too,&lt;br/&gt; So we tried to do, Mack the Knife!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mack the Knife &lt;/b&gt;performed live by &lt;b&gt;Ella Fitzgerald&lt;/b&gt;, West Berlin, 1960&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Ohhh Bobby Darin and Louis Armstrong,&lt;br/&gt;They made a record, ahh but they did,&lt;br/&gt;And now Ella, Ella, and her fellas,&lt;br/&gt;We’re making a wreck,&lt;br/&gt;What a wreck of Mack the Knife!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ella Fitzgerald: the classiest, even when she forgot ALL THE WORDS, haha.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276468011</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276468011</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:21:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>sognare:

schbank:
[…]
it all goes back to adam and eve. eve? evil? women are evil. constant...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sognare.tumblr.com/post/276260600/and-for-the-women-the-following-are-apparently-not" target="_blank"&gt;sognare&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://schbank.tumblr.com/post/276024832/and-for-the-women-the-following-are-apparently-not" target="_blank"&gt;schbank&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;[…]&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it all goes back to adam and eve. eve? evil? women are evil. constant theme in the bible.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Um… I’m not going to participate in this argument any further than saying Sam, women being evil is NOT a “constant theme in the bible.” We can talk about this on AIM or something later, because this isn’t the appropriate venue for the conversation.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276300655</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276300655</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:19:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite...."</title><description>“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Mitch Hedberg (via &lt;a href="http://crabcakes.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;crabcakes&lt;/a&gt; / &lt;a href="http://chelseabell.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;chelseabell&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276296869</link><guid>http://soy.tumblr.com/post/276296869</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:15:50 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
