I'm Sam.

interests: comedy, cheese.
nemesis: eczema.

December 18th
5:29 PM EST

Think of someone famous and the internet will read your mind.

clintisiceman:

(via kingofalldetectives)

I was thinking of Jeff Goldblum and he got it. Let’s see if he can guess Steven Seagal.

EDIT: Oh shit! He got Steven Seagal in like five seconds.

It didn’t get John Krasinski!