JIM, WHY

Oh, my Office Jim. He’s around being cute all the time. I just keep reminding myself that he’s a Gator, and Amber and I have made up this entire life for him explaining that he doesn’t play for my team anyway, so what’s the point of having a crush on him.

Regardless of him being a [potentially gay] Gator, there’s a growing list of things about him that are both bizarrely and understandably attractive to me.

• Brought cupcakes last week and offered the first one to me
• Makes eye contact and smiles when he does so
• Drives a BMW (upgrade from no car, what what)
• Looks good in jeans but more frequently dresses in nice business casual
• Has a college degree in some sort of math shit, and a job
• Appears to potentially be a goofy nerd (he went to the CES in Vegas a few weeks ago, so, nerd for sure)
• Sunglasses tan line on his face (which is currently rather comically sunburned) reads “preppy boating” to me and I like boats
• The following conversation about my birthday (he was there when I opened the gift basket from my parents) just now when he left the office:

Jim: When’s your birthday?
Me: Saturday…
Jim: Whaaaaaaat! Are you doing anything?
Me: We’ll see…
Jim: Whaaaaaat? For my birthday I’m always like yeah let’s go out!

(clearly I have a way with words AND feminine wiles … omg why am I so sweaty)

I just need to somehow bring up the following topics:

• Game of Thrones
• Firefly/Serenity
• Lord of the Rings or any Tolkien
• cats
• House Divided UF/FSU license plate frames

And then we will know.