Holy. Fucking. Shit. You guys. This fucking mask, goddamn.

I have terrible skin. I mean, any skin is better than none at all I guess but my skin is almost as bad as not having any. With age is has improved slightly, but I got some sort of weird hybrid mutant gene for having acne-covered, greasy skin that is inexplicably and irrevocably dry ALL AT THE SAME TIME. It goes so far beyond “combination skin” … I’m a scientific and biological anomalie.

BUT THIS MASK. I just started using an Origins face wash that is doing me wonders (Checks and Balances frothy face wash, thanks Birchbox), so when I got a full-size of that at Dillard’s yesterday I grabbed this as well. Hallelujah chorus of angels. Seriously. Most layer on - let dry - wash off stuff really strips my skin, leaves me red and blotchy, or just doesn’t do shit. After one use of this fucking mask my goddamn pores ARE SMALLER and my face is SOFT and EVEN and LOVELY. It’s gross how blown away I am by this product.