I'm Sam.

interests: comedy, cheese
nemesis: eczema, the sun
location: Tallahassee, FL

May 23rd
9:14 AM EST
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I don’t understand this. Actual censorship? Or just filters in tags perhaps?

Apparently we get to keep our porn yay!

I have a couple of general suggestions instead:

  • “Locked” / “Private” blogs for which you can APPROVE followers, a la Twitter
  • Ability to make specific posts un-reblogabble

Right?

May 22nd
2:25 PM EST
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latenightjimmy:

Even text messaging, I think, has changed everything.

Aziz Ansari talks Dating & Technology

Aziz is on point. I’m so excited for his new stand-up special, especially after hearing some of his new material and that one interview in which he talked about how much research he was doing into his topics. 

2:10 PM EST

Diaper Money — The Lonely Island

MASTERCLASS

1:56 PM EST

I Fucked My Aunt (feat. T-Pain) — The Lonely Island

Last Wednesday’s #WackWednesday Lonely Island “video” … I don’t actually understand this song at all, but if you skip to 1:55 when T-Pain’s part starts… lol god I love T-Pain… 

This is severely inferior to Diaper Money which they dropped the video for on Sunday. 

1:35 PM EST

Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; ADDICT.

Semicolon (feat. Solange) — The Lonely Island

9:56 AM EST
9:43 AM EST
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speriod:

Pharrell - Happy

Peanut head released this perfect song today and it is officially my new summer anthem sorry Mariah.

So glad that he’s doing the Despicable Me 2 soundtrack!

9:14 AM EST
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Interviewer: Has a woman ever made you cry? Seth Meyers: Well, I’m just going to get this out of the way: I’m a crier. When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I’ll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

Interviewer: Has a woman ever made you cry?
Seth Meyers: Well, I’m just going to get this out of the way: I’m a crier. When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I’ll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

May 21st
5:00 PM EST
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latenightjimmy:

Game of Desks Portraits

Game of Desks is coming… May 24, 2013

my body is ready

Jimmy Fallon’s talk show game is so strong

10:10 AM EST

dmb replied to your photo: I’VE MADE IT. I’VE MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME. MAKING…

$2?

(two) dolla dolla bills y’all