January 2012
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December 2011
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Phenomenal cosmic power! Itty bitty living space.
HAHA MOVING
New bedroom is so small. I don’t even own an unreasonable amount of things but squeezing them into a 12’x12’ room is like… fucking insane. WHY AM I DOING THIS. And my new roommate is never going to fully make space for me, it seems. Where will all of my mugs go in the kitchen? WHERE? AND MY TEA?! THERE’S NO ROOM IN THIS HOUSE FOR MY TEA!?!
I started...
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Troubleshooting
BD: How do I maintain the desired level of intoxication on New Year's while out and about, without having to go into the bar? I'm thinking a flask.
Me: I'd just carry around a bottle of champagne.
BD: What's in it?
Me: ... champagne, B. It's festive.
BD: Nah. I'd need like 4 bottles.
Me: Okay so use your CamelBak and fill it with whatever!
BD: Now you're cooking with grease!
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It’s hard for me to feel motivated to really pack when I’m moving to a new house like 2 miles away. That’s how I ended up eating cheese in bed last night, taking Tylenol PM so I could stop scratching my leprosy (read: flea-bitten) feet, and PASSING OUT. I had clean laundry to fold and pack… but why not just leave it in the basket and consider that packed, and fold the...
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dmb replied to your photo: Night Cheese
This is why we’re friendz
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Blankest Year — Nada Surf
Oh, fuck it...
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Packing can go DIRECTLY TO HELL
So can these goddamn insect bites.
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Getting back to Tallahassee [later today, Wednesday], in time to pack up my stuff and move to a new house. I hope my car survives. I had to have the catalytic converter replaced which I couldn’t remember or say for hours tonight because I developed some sort of traumatized mental block on it. Missing two unanticipated days of work will be a fun mess to clean up come Thursday. I’ll...
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Been kidnapped by the city of Tampa
I’m fine thanks for asking
/friendship
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Ella Fitzgerald (28)
Hall & Oates (19)
The Lonely Island (15)
Fleetwood Mac (11)
Jay-Z & Kanye West (10)
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Spearmint eucalyptus aromatherapy gift set
Zoya nail polish, top coat, base coat, quick dry drops, and polish remover
Dress, button-down, and skirt I picked out from Gap
The Giving Tree
3lb jar of German Rock Sugar from Teavana
Stemless wine glasses
A set of little martini mixes
Gold earrings
Amazon gift card
American Express gift cards
Silly putty?
My dad’s DVD extended edition...
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All I Want For Christmas Is You (Acoustic, Live)...
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All I Want For Christmas Is You — Michael...
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McSweeney's: Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and... →
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a...
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McSweeney's: Intramural Basketball Names for... →
The Slaughterhouse 5 Jane Air A Sixth Man is Hard to Find Dunkle Tom’s Jammin’ Nineteen Eighty-Score Kobe-Dick The Shot-chucker’s Guide to the Half-Court Three The Satanic Converses Infinite Press Gulliver’s Travels
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McSweeney's: Fun Holiday Recipes for... →
Empty a bag of chocolate chips in a bowl. Place the bowl in the microwave and heat on high for 45 seconds. Stir. Let cool for five minutes. Drink.
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Buy a package of cookie dough. Eat package of cookie dough.
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Pour cider into a mug. Heat cider in the microwave on medium high for 25 seconds. Garnish with cinnamon stick. Take a pull from a whisky bottle. Cry while listening to...
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GRUMBLR
Why did I stay up until 2 am?
Why did I wake up at 6:45 am?
Why do I have to work today?
Why is it so humid?
Why am I so itchy?
Why doesn’t my doctor accept my new insurance?
Why do my boobs really want to be out today?
Why is Twitter not working?
As much as I do NOT want to deal with my 7 hour drive to my parents’ house later… I’d rather be in my car blasting...
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dooeytwo replied to your post: GRUMBLR
D’aww at “Grumblr.” Let us know how the Couch to 5K ends up working out for you! I got Couch to 10K over a year ago. So far it’s more of a Couch to Half a K and Then Get Bored and Quit. Stamina and fewer ADD symptoms be unto you.
We’ll see if Couch to 5k even HAPPENS because I know my body can’t handle running along the side of any roads. Too...
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GRUMBLR
Books are heavy and hard to move in large quantities.
The boxes I’m packing my room into are huge and difficult to carry regardless of weight.
I own too much stuff but all of it is completely essential to my way of life.
Yes I need all of these first aid supplies, what if I injure myself?!
If your ex has sex with a new person before you do, does that mean they win the break-up?
I...
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Anonymous asked: Name 3 things that you love about yourself:
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Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey — the first installment of Peter Jackson’s two-part adaptation of J. R. R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings prequel.
I have no words. Just feelings.
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FUCK. I DID NOT MAKE DEAN'S LIST. IN WHAT UNIVERSE...
Please excuse me while I cry about this and scream into pillows because what the fuck.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross (26)
The Bird and The Bee (18)
Blitzen Trapper (14)
Robyn (12)
Kanye West (11)
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