February 2012
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“I had not intended to love him; the reader knows I had wrought hard to extirpate...”
– Jane Eyre
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“I wasn’t feeling that social, though I was painfully alone at the time. I do...”
– Fred Stoller, My Seinfeld Year
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Last night turned out so much better than I was expecting it to. My day was really one long depressive episode. I was consistently miserable, and I spent most of it in bed either asleep or crying. Almost cancelled my dinner. But I pulled myself together at 6:30 and met up with Nick and his roommate Dan at Chez Pierre. Had amazing ratatouille with goat cheese, Dan’s green beans, and a few...
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notbiz replied to your post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, i think :p
it is indeed my birthday
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Elaine is my inspiration for posting the stories about Office Jim (which is a code-name, like in her own anecdotes) … and Amber is my constant companion throughout the day via gchat, helping me compose myself and proof-reading my banter, in today’s case.
Oh yeah, Jim and I emailed back and forth this afternoon. He initiated this, too, and I do take it to be flirting. (He also...
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About 95% sure that Jim just called me Liz Lemon when he walked through the front door and I said good morning.
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A better day in the office today.
I was feeling pretty sick in the morning, but a few small exchanges with Office Jim cheered me up a bit. Like food absolutely falling out of his mouth onto the floor when I said good morning to him in the hall on my way to the copier. Talking with a mouthful of food should never strike me as charming but it was for some reason. Shit.
The deal that I made typos...
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What if I don’t [want to] go out for my birthday?
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CONSOLE ME
Today has been so busy and I’ve been having all of my attention pulled in every which way by every entity that ever tries to get my attention, all at once. My boss, P., dictated a customer order over the phone and I mistyped two words on it, because it’s hard to type while holding a phone and also dealing with other people talking and walking in the front door. Usually I do fine, but...
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January 2012
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JIM, WHY
Oh, my Office Jim. He’s around being cute all the time. I just keep reminding myself that he’s a Gator, and Amber and I have made up this entire life for him explaining that he doesn’t play for my team anyway, so what’s the point of having a crush on him.
Regardless of him being a [potentially gay] Gator, there’s a growing list of things about him that are both...
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B.: [laughing] D. just sent me an email saying "What is Sam's job description? I was talking to her about [tech/customer support] stuff and I realized I should have asked you first if that's even what she does."
Me: Well... I don't have a job description. Or title. I don't even technically work here! [laughs]
B.: Yes you do. You're an Administrative Assistant and Indispensable Catch-All.
Me: So let's just call me the Indispensable Admin Assistant and call it a day.
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Episode 81 - We're Finally Out of Scotty's...
bmepodcast:
In this episode we caught up with each other, a couple of announcements, and basically do a large “What We’ve Been Watching” segment.
I continue to be podcast-famous, you hear Brie make cute noises that mirror how I feel about Kristen Bell, and I imply some weird stuff about how I feel about Michael Fassbender. Nothing new there.
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You wish you were here.
Alright fuck it. I’m going to Publix and I’m going to get some pizza, definitely Ben & Jerry’s fro-yo Half Baked, possibly some wings, and possibly some cookies or something out of the deal. Also vegetable oil because we’re all out and WHAT IF I WANT TO MAKE BANANA NUT MUFFINS LATER HUH.
When I come back I think I’m going to watch Portlandia and Pineapple...
Ahhhh I need someone to talk to about Shame ahhhhhhhhh someone talk to me.
/me all day every day about everything
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teaforonesvp replied to your post: Someone come get pizza with me?
MOI.
UGH, YES. E, I constantly daydream about us hanging out. I believe we’ve discussed this before. I think we’d always have an excellent time because we have similar tastes, and if we went anywhere together we’d be pretty fast in agreeing whether or not it was worth our time, and if it wasn’t we’d...
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alleysun replied to your post: Someone come get pizza with me?
DAMN YOU SAM I ALREADY MADE PLANS OR ELSE I WOULD BE THERE IN A HEARTBEAT. HATE YOU.
I WAS JUST GOING TO TEXT YOU BUT I FIGURED YOU’D HAVE PLANS ANYWAY. PSYCHIC TYPE SHIT. WHATEVER. NEXT TIME.
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I need to not let cosmetics counter people rope me into trying like 20 products rapid fire. I took a nap when I got home from the mall (after washing the LAYERS of serums, lotions, and make-up off) and when I woke up from my nap my eyes were GOOPED SHUT. Obviously I had a terrible allergic reaction to the 3 layers of eye cream this woman put on me. Ugh. It was gross. It was like how you’d...
Someone come get pizza with me?
I need pizza, a bottle of pinot noir, and someone to watch Lord of the Rings with me. Please?
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Ugly crying over Chuck
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