I'm Sam.

interests: comedy, cheese
nemesis: eczema, the sun
location: Tallahassee, FL

May 20th
5:27 PM EST
I’VE MADE IT. I’VE MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME. MAKING THE BIG BUCKS TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THE TV I WATCH. I’VE MADE IT.

I’VE MADE IT. I’VE MADE IT TO THE BIG TIME. MAKING THE BIG BUCKS TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT THE TV I WATCH. I’VE MADE IT.

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Tywin in his sexy leather duster heaves a sigh. A puppet master hates when his toys tangle up their strings. Who is the true king of Westeros when the Throne’s bills are completely footed by a different man?

Tywin in his sexy leather duster heaves a sigh. A puppet master hates when his toys tangle up their strings. Who is the true king of Westeros when the Throne’s bills are completely footed by a different man?

11:49 AM EST
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Diaper Money — The Lonely Island

11:35 AM EST
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amberislazy:

beccagrawl:

Forever Reblog. Ken Effin’ Cosgrove.

Last night’s episode was better than when Roger was tripping on acid a few times last season. 

bow down.

11:21 AM EST
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10:53 AM EST
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“I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam!”

10:39 AM EST
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“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”

10:24 AM EST
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“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?”

“There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?”