I'm Sam.

interests: comedy, cheese
nemesis: eczema, the sun
location: Atlanta, GA

ETSY ETSY ETSY

October 12th
3:04 PM EST
Hateful signs at 10th and Peachtree, being surrounded and hidden by flowers. #ATL #Pride

Hateful signs at 10th and Peachtree, being surrounded and hidden by flowers. #ATL #Pride

2:33 PM EST
Atlanta Pride #alt #pride

Atlanta Pride #alt #pride

2:33 PM EST
Pooped post Pride parade #ATLiteration #ATL #Pride

Pooped post Pride parade #ATLiteration #ATL #Pride

12:18 PM EST
Pride parade with some chimps and the roomie!

Pride parade with some chimps and the roomie!

October 6th
6:56 PM EST
How are you even real.

How are you even real.

October 4th
7:24 PM EST
I accidentally bought a large print book and now my transformation to old lady is nearly complete…

I accidentally bought a large print book and now my transformation to old lady is nearly complete…

7:20 PM EST
No wonder this was in the bargain bin. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

No wonder this was in the bargain bin. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

7:18 PM EST
May replace “Cute Boys with Baby Animals” calendar soon.

May replace “Cute Boys with Baby Animals” calendar soon.

September 21st
11:15 AM EST
Life ruined. As if I needed more yarn.  (at Michaels Atlanta Smyrna)

Life ruined. As if I needed more yarn. (at Michaels Atlanta Smyrna)

September 19th
9:00 PM EST
another quality paused TV goober face #masterchef

another quality paused TV goober face #masterchef